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Apni aankhon k smandar me utar jany dy,

Apni aankhon k smandar me utar jany dy,
Tera mujrim hun mujhy doob k marr jany dy…
——-\(‘,’)/—
;-~~~~~,”~=~”-
“~~”~~”~”~”=”-
Haye! Mainu bahr nekalo0 main mazaaq kr raha tha.’

‘Larkian Burka Pehenti Hen Chehra Chupane K Liye

‘Larkian Burka Pehenti Hen Chehra Chupane K Liye

Wah Wah

Larkian Burka Pehenti Hen Chehra Chupane K Liye

Par

2 Aankhen Khuli Rakhti Hen Lrkay patane k liye…’

‘Teri Dosti Main Kuch Aysi Baat Hai,

‘Teri Dosti Main Kuch Aysi Baat Hai,

Har Waqt Teri Yaad Mere Sath Hai,

Dil Chahta Hai Tumko Tumse Chura Loon

Par

Ammi Kehti Hen Chori Karna Buri Baat Hai…

‘Sciency & mathematicly P0etry

‘Sciency & mathematicly P0etry

Honto Pe Hai Lipstick Or Naina Kajal Se Lais,

Neutralization Takes Place When Acid React With Base.

Uski Zulfon Ne Najane Kitne Logo Ko Di Thais,

Tan Theeta Is Equal To Perpendicular Upon Base. :-)’

‘Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha

‘Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha

Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi

Wo br br muje sir sy pao tk dekh rhi thi

Us ne muje ishara kya

Ma moqa dekh k us k pas gya

Ahista sy pocha
G Farmae

Usne sharmate hue kaha

Bhai ap ny shalwar ulti pehni hui he
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O BEJLI walyo tuhada kakh na r0way’

‘Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

‘Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Faraz..
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Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai :)’

‘Meri hasratin meri chahatin sub tery wasty ,,

‘Meri hasratin meri chahatin sub tery wasty ,,
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.2 ubly hoy aandy 1 mery wasty ty 2ja v mery wasty.: )

(‘,’)
/)-(\ki karan thnd
_| \_e bri a..’

‘=Road POETRY=

‘=Road POETRY=

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair ae…
“Tu lang ja saadi khair ae”

Me us k ghr gya to lga tha taala…
“Jalny waly ka moun kaala”

Band kro ye starplus k show…
“Horn do rasta lo”

Wo waj gya ik car se…
“Daikh zroor mgr pyar se”

Mahngai ne pora pakistan hilaya…
“Jiny maa noo staya unhe riksha e chalaya”

Kala peela rang na kr…
(‘,’) “Pappu yar
/)(\ Tang
_/ /_ Na kr”‘

‘Sooraj hua Madham,

‘Sooraj hua Madham,
Chaand dhalne laga,
Men thehra raha Zameen chalne lagi Saajnaa !
Kia yehi Piyaar ha??

Wo boli:
Nas o chawla Ae Pyar nai Zalzala ae:-D’

‘Saari Zindgi Kr K Barbaad Ishq Ki Lazzat Chakh Li He

‘Saari Zindgi Kr K Barbaad Ishq Ki Lazzat Chakh Li He

Us Ne Bhi Burqa Pehan Lia, Hum Ne B Daarhi Rakh Li He.

(,”)/’ ht ja yar
/)’) Masjid ja
/_/_ raha hun.’

‘I want dad to do me a favour

‘I want dad to do me a favour
just bring me an endavour
fir banuga m har ek kudi da flavour
nale apa karange cruze
har kudi kare choose
vekh taur mitran di
ud jave sabdian fuse
fir nit gedi yaran nal lava
sohni kudiyan ae fasavan
jedi deve response ohnu numbr fadauna’

‘”Funny bewafai”

‘”Funny bewafai”

Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya usne,
Chat se Dhaka de k hath chorr diya usne! :O

Pehle hansta tha main ab bus muskurata hon,
Mar k Mukka agay ka daant tor diya usne! 

Usne ishara kiya k Kuch kehna he tumse,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya usne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maalty us bewafa k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichorr diya usne!

Bewafai ki had hi kar di aaj us zalim ne
Milne ghar gaye to kutta chorr diya usne.:-*’

‘GIRL’S POEM

‘GIRL’S POEM
Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi..?
Ho sakaa,to kisi nek se karungi..?
Lekin jb tk na milega, wo nek..?
“TRY” to hr ek ko karungi…:p’

Yahan Hr Larki Ki Zindagi Ka 1 He Maqsd Ha

Yahan Hr Larki Ki Zindagi Ka 1 He Maqsd Ha
Dosto.

Khud Bhale bekar Ho Lekn Larka dabang Chahiye

(”,)/”
/|| aby
| \ muu to dholay rasheda ki Larki!’

‘Funny song

‘Funny song

Wo hmsfr tha mgr us k ghar mai razai na thi
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K soup,chai us ne kbi ,pilaai na thi
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Sardiyn thin, flu tha, cough thi mgr,
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beecharay k pas sb kch tha,1 dawai na thi
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Us ki fredge ma juice tha piza tha methai thi mgr
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Hm ko ghalti sy b us ny kabi khilai na thi..’

School k din hotey thy

School k din hotey thy
Kabhi jo badal aaty thy
Ek dua lab pey hoti thi
Kash barish hojaye
Jab barish hoti thi
Park mein jhooma karty thy
Dant teacher sy milti thi
Gussa humko aata tha
Maza tab kitna hota tha
Aisy hi Halki Halki barish hoti thi
Saath doston ka hota tha
School k din hoty thy
Hum nadan kitny hoty thy
Par socho aisi choti baton pe kitna khush hoty thy kitna jhooma karty thy..’

“Umar Bhar Likhte Rahy Phr Bhi

“Umar Bhar Likhte Rahy Phr Bhi
Kaagz KhaLi Raha,,

“GHALIB”

“Pen khol kr dhka tu ink nahi thi”.

\(“,) Dkho yar
||\ Ghalib ki
_/ | fankari :)’

‘Younhi soty rahy to kuch b na dekh pao gay

‘Younhi soty rahy to kuch b na dekh pao gay

Uth jao k muhalay ki bachiyan colege ja rahi hain…’

Raaton ko uth kar,

Raaton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,
Tumhe kya khabar hy,

huM apne KHUDA se kya mangte hen?
Viraano me ja kar

Daman phela kar
Aansu baha kar
Tumhe kya khabar hy.

HuM apne KHUDA se kya mangte hen?
Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangte hen,
JANAM mangte hen,

tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,
Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa mangte hen,
Ye B ghalat hy
Wo B ghalat hy

huM apne KHUDA se Sirf

BIJLI ane ki Dua mangte han.
Hahahaha…..’

‘I want dad to do me a favour

‘I want dad to do me a favour
just bring me an endavour
fir banuga m har ek kudi da flavour
nale apa karange cruze
har kudi kare choose
vekh taur mitran di
ud jave sabdian fuse
fir nit gedi yaran nal lava
sohni kudiyan ae fasavan
jedi deve response ohnu numbr fadauna’

‘Boy to God after d result-

‘Boy to God after d result-

‘Hazaro ki kismat tere hath thi
agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi.

God-
‘ISHQ thoda kam ladata to kya baat thi
kitabein to beta saari tere pass thi’
:-P’

‘.Apki Kahani, humari Jubani..

‘.Apki Kahani, humari Jubani..
Apke pas dimag hai,
Chalta nai alag baat hai..
Aap smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai..
Aap shareef hai,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai..
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Kaafi izzat hai, aapki,
Koi karta nahi alag baat hai..
Aapki beijati ho rahi hai,
Aap phir Bhi yea statua padh rahe hai..
Kiya baat hai.’

Bus uus Ne Esa Thappar Mara k m0o Se

‘Mene Us Se Kaha K Ay jan APne Nazuk Hath mere Chehre Par bhi Lga do.

Bus uus Ne Esa Thappar Mara k m0o Se
gutka hi Bahir aa gaya
12 rupe ka lia
tha yaar. .’

‘Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,

‘Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye,
Shayari likhi…..
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada…
Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA’

Yaad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

Yaad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme mein

Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.

Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…

Jindagi behaal hai,

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…

Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,

Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or Rone bhi nahin denge…

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai
ladka padhne aya hai…

Na ishq kar mare yaar

Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,

Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National Zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe….!!!

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! 

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…

Dopahar ka waqt hai billi chat par soyi hai

Dopahar ka waqt hai billi chat par soyi hai
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Dopahar ka waqt hai,billi chat par syi hai
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Daya
Pata Lagao,khuni Inme se Koi Hai

Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai,

Ap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yad krte hai,
Hr pal tumhari faryad krte hai,

Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Ap ko dikhane ki mang krte hai….

Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,

Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Charag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana.. 

Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar

Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar
Zakhmo ko chakhta raha khubaani smajh kar
Ek boond bhi khoon nahii choda jism ka
osse bhi pee gaya oo nimbu paani samjh kar

Chand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hui

Chand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hui
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wah wah wah
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Aray
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Chand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hui
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Pehle maa ka ladla bigra tha ab munni badnaam hui

Pyar Ki Usne Kadar Kaha Rakhi Hai

Pyar Ki Usne Kadar Kaha Rakhi Hai
Dil Ki Usne Khabar Kaha Rakhi Hai,
Maine Kaha Hum Mar Jayege Apke Pyar Me,
Usne Pucha “KABAR” Kaha Rakhi Hai

Killing shayari by a girl

Killing shayari by a girl for her boyfriend:

aap aaye to bahar aa gyi

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aap aaye to bahar aa gyi,

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wrna

kab se mai ander hi baithi thi..

NA Hath Tham Sake Na pakr Saka

NA Hath Tham Sake Na pakr Saka
Us Ka Daaman,
–
Bohat khamoshi se chala Gaya Koi
meri jaib Kaat Kr..

(“.)/O Teri pain
/))no!
_//_mashoq di
photo te dy ja 1 e see..

Engineering College Student:

Engineering College Student:

“Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti

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Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti

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Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost

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Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Baat Nahi Hoti..