Sheikh SMS

Sheikh bete sy gate per
kon hy?
Beta: Swimming Pool K leay
chanda mang rahe thy
Sheikh: Keya dene lage ho?
Beta: 1 Glass pani.
Sheikh: SHABASH Sath walon
k nalke sy dena..

Shiekh: Lijiye Na aur RASGULLE.

Shiekh: Lijiye Na aur
RASGULLE.
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Mehman: Nahi Shukria
Main Pehle He 4 Ly
Chuka Hoon.
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Shiekh: Waise Liye To
Aap Ny 7 Hain Lekin
Khair Yahan Gin Koun
Raha Hai.!!

Doctor to Sheikh:apko keley ka chilka

Doctor to Sheikh:apko keley ka chilka
nazar nhi aya jo ap phisal gye?
sheikh:main to paon rakh k dekh raha tha
k chilke mein kela to ni hai.

Sheikh Ghalti say 5 Rs

Sheikh Ghalti say 5 Rs
ka sikka kha gaya.
Har Roz Bathroom ja
kar zor lagata pr
sikka na Nikla.
Kaafi Din k baad
sikka bahir aa
gaya.
BiWi:
Aaj Bohat khush
Lag Rahay HO?
Sheikh:
Haan…Kaafi
Arsay Say Aik
Payment Phansi
Hui Thi,Aaj Mili
Hay.

Hospital ka amla Sheikh K

Hospital ka amla Sheikh K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.
Logon N pocha Kya Hua
Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua
Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

Sheikh fun

Sheikh k ghar say Chooha bahar Ja raha tha
Sheikh:-
Kya lay kar ja rahay ho?
Chooha:-
Sheikh saab bhooka marnay say to behtar hy
banda ”hijrat” kar ly:D

Zubaida Apa SMS

‘In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost
Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy
Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :’

Agr koi “BAHO” chahti h k uski “SAAS”

Agr koi “BAHO” chahti h k uski “SAAS” usy kbhe tng na kary
tou wo raat 12 Bje apni saas k room main 1 glass pani le k jae,
Pani khud pee k glass saas k sir pe dy maray!
NA RAHY KI SAAS,NA KAREGI BKWAS!
(Zubida aapa k Qatilana totkay)
Ye totka meri BAHU k lie muzir-e-sehat hai
(Zubeida apa ki chalakiyan)’

Goldn words!

Goldn words!
Agr koi Apko bahir nikal kr drwaza bnd kr
leta hai to yaad rkho
“Kundi 2no tarf hoti hai….
Tusi baarun laa k nass jao…
Zubaida aapa k esi ki tesi waly totkey…. :-D’

‘Kuch loog jungle mai gumm ho

‘Kuch loog jungle mai gumm ho gaye wahan
aik shair ne sab ko kha lya
lakin
end mai aik aurat rah gaye
shair us aurat k paas gaya
aur
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us aurat k kadmoo mai girr k ronay laga
“Zubaida Aapa maray pait mai bht dard ho
raha hai plz koi totka bataoo”.. :D
Appa is back

”ZUBAIDA AAPA

”ZUBAIDA AAPA
Ki Liyari Men Entry Band.
Waja?
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BALOCHO K
Baal Seedhy Krne Ka
Koi Totka Nahi Diya.??
\ (,”)/’
/)
/ Jao Rrhe Aapa”

Do Dost Jungle Mein Ghoom rahe Thy

Do Dost Jungle Mein Ghoom rahe Thy
Achanak Shair Nikal Aya, Aik Dost
Jhat Sy Darakht Per Cherh Gaya,
Dosra Sans Rok K Darakht K Nechy
Lyt Gaya, Shair Kareeb Aya Or Bola,
Na Putter Na Yahan Per Zubaida Apa
K Totky Nahe Chalty. :-)

Totkon Ki Shandar Kamiyabi K Bad

Totkon Ki Shandar Kamiyabi K Bad
Ab Pesh Hai Zubaida Apa Ki
Pahyliyan.
Wo Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi?
Answer: Daster Khan
Apa Ap Bhi Na :-)

Jo Lerkiyan Apni Age Sach

Jo Lerkiyan Apni Age Sach
Bata Dein Un Per Kabhi Trust
na Krna Keyu K Jo Lerki Apni
Age na Chupa Saky Wo Tumhara
Koi Raz Bhi Nahi Chupa Sakti
(Zubaida Apa)

You Are Special SMS

Biggest mistake one can do is…
losing urself in the process of valuing some
one too much n forgetting that u r special too…

“Try To Share Maximum Time For

“Try To Share Maximum Time For
The Special One In Your Lyf,
Otherwise One Day You Will Find Time
Bt not The Special 1 to Share It.

YoU touched my Life in a special way..

YoU touched my Life in a special way..
Much special then what i expected..
Though i don’t know..
How special i am to you
but you are always special to me.

if u want to sleep,

if u want to sleep,
u can sleep in my heart.
if my hear beat disturbs u,
dont wory iwill stop it for u,
bcz u are spcl to me…

HEART is a special word for LOVE.

HEART is a
special word for LOVE.
LOVE is a
special world for CARE.
CARE is a
special word for YOU.
and
YOU are
always special for Me!

I cant really choose people

I cant really choose people
who come into my life.
But i can always choose those who should stay,
because i know they are worth keeping.Just like YOU.

You are so special to me,

You are so special to me,
you’re my joy, my love, and my life.
Living without you will tear me apart
because you make my life worth living
I love you because I know you’re always there,
there to catch me when I fall,
there to listen when I need you,
there when I feel alone.

Dont hide up feelings for someone special……

Dont hide up feelings for someone special……
bcoz 1 day wen u realize to express
ur feelings 2 them dat special1
may be special to sumone else.

Why are you so special to me,

Why are you so special to me,
Because I know i can depend on you.
Because you know when to laugh at me
And when to take me seriously !!!

Wo khamoshi jis ka anjaam

Wo khamoshi jis ka anjaam
qable tehseen ho, is qlaam
se achi ha, jis ka anjaam
laike mazamat, or qable
nafrat ho..

Winter Season SMS

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Sard Mausam ka Maazaaj Kitna Alag Sa Hai,

Sard Mausam ka Maazaaj Kitna Alag Sa Hai,
Tanha Raat Main Intazaar Kitna Alag Sa Hai,
Dhund Bani Naqab Aur Chupa Lia Sitaron Ko
Unki Tanhaai Ka Ab Ehsas Kitna Alag Sa Hai

Chilghozy Ki Khushbu,

Chilghozy Ki Khushbu,
Moongphali Ki Bahar,
Sardi Ka Mausam,
Aany Ko Beqarar,
Thori Si Masti,
Thora Sa Pyaar,
Maflar, Sweeter Rakho Tayyar,
Happy Winter Season

Happy Winter Season!

Lovely As A Snowflake
Drifting From The Blue
Gods Greatest Blessing Came To Me
In The Form Of You !!
Happy Winter Season!

November tery Aany ka Salamun…!!

Thandi Thandi Hawayen Chal Pari
Hamary wirany Mein Andaz Acha hay
November tery Aany ka
Salamun…!!

“Mosam Badal Raha hai”

“Mosam Badal Raha hai”
Apna KhaYaaL Rakhna
….
Q K
“Badaltay Mosam
OR
Badaltay Log Bohat Takleef
Daitay Hain….??

Oyeeeee!

Ye kafan,Ye Qabar,ye Janazey,
Rasm-e-Shariyat Hain,.

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“”Mar to insan tab he jata hai
jab koi kehta hai,

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Oyeeeee!
Jarsi landay di Paayi aaayy :-P :-D

Thandi Thandi hawa chali Mausm

Thandi Thandi hawa chali Mausm
hua Suhana
Wah wah wha
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Cartoon b sms parhny lagy
Educated huwa zmana.
(“,)/”wah wah wah

DcmbR k sard

DcmbR k sard m0sm me …!!
Bh0lta hi nahi us k lehje ka sard h0na…!!

Fun Winter

Duniya me ache aadmi ki talash me
mat nikalna…
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Bahar bahut thand hai isliye mai ghar
pe hi huin…

Happy Cool Day

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Sorry yar hawa teezz hai es wajah se letters agay peeche ho rae hein…..

Wife & Husband SMS

Husband Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne
Puchha – Kya Gift Du?
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Husband :- Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo,
Izzat Karo Aur Hamesha Mera Kehna
Maano.
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Bas Yahi Kaafi Hai.
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Wife:- ( Kuchh Der Sochne Ke Baad )
Nahi Nahi Main To GIFT Hi Dungi.

A husband said

A husband said this to his wife :
If Jannah was a flower♥
I would pick it for you♥
If Jannah was a bird♥
I would catch it for you♥
If Jannah was a house♥
I’d build it for you, but♥
Since Jannah is a place♥
no eye has ever seen♥
I make dua for Allah♥
to reserve it for you♥

Biwi: Khana kha lia tum ny?

Biwi: Khana kha lia tum ny?
Shohar: Khana kha lia tum ny?
Biwi: Btao na
Shohar: Btao na
Biwi: Meri naqal?
Shohr: Meri naqal?
Bv: I Love u
Shohr: Han kha lia

Husband: Meri shirt ulti kr k press

Husband: Meri shirt ulti kr k press
krna..
Wife: thek hy
10 mint baad
Husband: shirt press kyn nhi ki abi
tk???
Wife: ulti hi nahi aa rhi….

Tum Ne Kabhi Socha

WIFE:
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri
Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya
Hota?”
HUSBAND:
Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi
Ka Bura Nahi Socha.

Wife:ajji Sunta ho!

Wife:ajji Sunta ho!
Ghr ma Namak Khatam ho Gaya ha,
Daal ma Kya dalu?
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Husband:Dimag to hai hi nahi,
Naya Colgate Active salt daal day,
usmay Namak ha

ik admi Ki Biwi Mer Gae.

ik admi Ki Biwi Mer Gae.
Risty-daron or Doston Ny Usy
Chup Kerany k Bad Phocha:
Tumhein Kuch Chaheay ?
Admi Bola: Ha Mera Laptop La
Dein.
Sub ny Phocha Us ka Keya Krna
Hai.
To Admi Bola Facebook per Apny
Status ko Single Krna Hai. :-D