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‘The largest ocean of the world is the

‘The largest ocean of the world is the

Pacific ocean’

:CoMMON SENSE TEST

:CoMMON SENSE TEST
Fill in the blank zara
is the daughter of Akram.
So,
Akram is the_ _ _of zara’s
Father OnLy Genious will reply

‘World Report hai k FAJAR KI AZAAN

‘World Report hai k FAJAR KI AZAAN
sab se pehly Indonesia men se shuru hoti he our phir
Sumatra,
Malaysia,
Dhaka,
SriLanka,
India,
Pakistan,
Afghanistan,
Muscat,
Saudia,
koait,
Dubai,
Yaman,
Iraq,
Iran,
Istambol,
Tarabils,
Libya,
America.
tak lagatar 9 hours Fajar ki AZAAN hoti
hue wapas Indonesia men pohunchti hai
Jahan Zohar ki AZAAN ka Waqat ho jata hai.
Isi tarah 5 Waqat ki AZAAN se pori zamin
par ek bhi second aisa nahi jab AZAAN ki awaaz na aati ho.!
Plz frwd dis beutifull knowledge…’

Intresting Confusions;-

Intresting Confusions;-

1.Kya Aap Paani K Andar Ro Sakty Hain?

2. Kya Fish Ko Piyaas Lagti Hai?

3. Birds Sotay Huye Tree Sy Girte Kyun Nahi?

4. ELFI Apni Bottle Sy Kyun Nahi Chipakti?

5. ‘I LOVE U’ Sawal Nahi To Phir Hamesha
Iska Jawab Kyun Maanga Jaata Hai?

Do You Have Any Idea??

Aik Cheez Insaan Mein Nahi Hai

Aik Cheez Insaan Mein Nahi Hai
“Saber(Patient)”
Aik Cheez Zameen Mein Nahi Hai
“Takabur(Arrogant)”
Aik Cheez Quran Mein Nahi Hai
“Jhout(Lies)”
Aik Cheez Janat Mein Nahi Hai
“Dukh(Grief)”
Aik Cheez Dozakh Mein Nahi Hai
“Khushi(Happiness)”
Aik Cheez Janat or Dozakh Dono
Mein Nahi Hai
“Mot(Death)”

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Larki Darzi ki Dukan pr gai

Larki Darzi ki Dukan pr gai
or
pocha
G yahan Galy milty hain.
Darzi khara ho kr bola
Bismillah je
Wesy to ni milty Ap kehti
hain to mil lete hain….

O Nikal

Agr Apko Afsos hy K Apki Life
ma apka Koi Intazar
krne Wala Nahi Ha.
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To 1 Kam Karen,
30 mint K Lye
Bathroom ma ja kr
Beth jayen.
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Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.
(“,)
<)(>
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O Nikal Nahi to mari Nikal Jay gi.

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh…..

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh…..
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Kuch samajh mai aya??
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Nahi na?

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Kadi thandi Coke peeti hovay te pata lagy na..
(‘.”)/ Lal sharbat
<).( peen waleyo!
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Boht Bura Khwab Tha

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¡) _/)
‘( /_
>””””<<“”” <

Boht Bura Khwab Tha
Astagfar
Ay Parwardigar
Hmare Gunah Mauf Frma.

Khwab Me Dekha k 100 k load pe
10 rupy aye hain…:p

Sending Fail

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…?

BHAi Pakka ?
Bhejna hy na

k
“Sending Fail ”
kar doon..

Fir wekho kivy shugal lagda ay

Kia apki life bht boring Hy to Type kijiye

I loveapne lover ka naam

Or

bhej dijiye apne abu ke number Pr…
Fir wekho kivy shugal lagda ay 

Ak larki ki shadi thi,

Ak larki ki shadi thi,
sarey mehman aa chukey they..
baraat ka intezar tha..
raat ka 1 baj gaya,barat nhi aai,
mehaman janey lgy,
2 baj gaya larki ki maa sadmey se be hosh hogai,
3 baj gaey larki k baap ko dil ka dora parr gaya..
aakhir
4 bjey ak aadmi bhagta hoa shadi waley tent m
dakhil hoa aur tez awaz m chillaya
“mubarak ho,dulhey ki car ko
CNG mil gai”.

ponston Hoti ha

Sachi Mohabbat Bezuban hoti
Ha.
Ye To Aankon Sy bhyan hoti
ha
Mohabat me agr Dard Miley
to kya howa Dard K liye
ponston Hoti ha 

2 Tariqy Hain...

Dunia ko tension dyny k 2 assan tariqy hain…
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1.kabi kisi ko pori bat na batio ….
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Very Funny Urdu SMS for Girls

Boyfriend Ny Apni Girlfriend Sy Kaha!!
Tum Muje Kitna Pyar Krti Ho?
Girlfriend: Aarz Krti Ho!
Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Sy Zeyada
Samjha Hai Jise Khud Sy Zeyada
Bherosa Hai Jis Pe Sub Sy Zeyada
Tu He Hai Wo Haram Zeyada  Hor Phoch

Oh bechari Lerki Uff..

Lerki: Ya Jo Samny Lerka Betha hai

Muje Aik Ghanty sy Pareshan Kr raha
Hai.
Waiter: Lerkin Wo to Ap Ki terf Dekh
Hi Nahi Raha.
Lerki: Ya he to Pareshani Hai 

Zubaida Apa K Totky

Do Dost Jungle Mein Ghoom rahe Thy
Achanak Shair Nikal Aya, Aik Dost
Jhat Sy Darakht Per Cherh Gaya,
Dosra Sans Rok K Darakht K Nechy
Lyt Gaya, Shair Kareeb Aya Or Bola,
Na Putter Na Yahan Per Zubaida Apa
K Totky Nahe Chalty. 

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“JO”DR DYA “Wo”MR GYA

Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha”Jo”
Aur dusry ka nam Tha”Wo”

Ek Din”jo”k pas JIN aa gya”Jo”ny dar K
“wo” ko Awaz d
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“Wo”Bhag”kr aya to Jin Ko dakh kr”Wo”
ka intqal Hogya
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Bs Usi Din se hi Kehty Hein…
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“JO”DR DYA
“Wo”MR GYA
Hs mt……

DELETE kar diya.

Mai apna “DUKH” kise sunau.. ??
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YARRON
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1 hi LADKI ka NUMBER tha mere
pass Wo bhi Alim Baba ki bato
me aakar DELETE kar
diya.

pehle se jyada!!”

After falling in love: “JEENEY laga
hun… pehle se jyada!!”
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After BREAK- UP : “PEENEY laga hun…
pehle se jyada!!!!”

Dunya ki 4 heraan-kun haqiqten . .

Dunya ki 4 heraan-kun haqiqten . .

Haqiqat 1:
Ap apni saans rok k apne eyes ko close ni kr sakte,

Haqiqat 2:
Pehli haqiqat parhne k bad tamam bewaqof
ye karne ki koshish krenge,

Haqiqat 3:
Ab aap hans rahe hen Q k ap bewaqof ban gaye hen,

Haqiqat 4:
Ab aap apne doston ko b bewaqof banayen ge::)

Naz Krne ka Tujhe haq hai

Naz Krne ka Tujhe haq hai

“_GaMeR_BoY”
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QK
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Mere Msg
Muqaddar walon ko mila krtay hai
(-.-)
>)(<
_//_Ab thanks Keh Kr Shrminda
Na KRna….=D B|

Po0o0

Happy Perfume Day.
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))~~~Po0o0
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Dhimi si Khusbu jo Pagal Bana De..

Challenge!

Challenge!
Check karo is me kia miskate
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Shabaash:Mistake K Spelling
galat Hai..