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Is pyaar se meri taraf naa daikho….

Is pyaar se meri taraf naa daikho….
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Chamaat pr jaae gaa. 

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe
Har Kio Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai.  

Aaj Apni GirlFriend ki Shadi

Aaj Apni GirlFriend ki Shadi
Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua
Ki -
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Mater_paneer Acha
ho To
Mohabbt b feeki
Lagti hai…

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<) )--<>
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1 plate or de yaar
Dil Tuta haai

Japan main 2 dost they….

Japan main 2 dost they….

1 ka naam tha “jo” aur dusrey ka naam
tha “wo”

Ek din “jo” ke pas Jinn aa gaya
“jo” ne dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aya to Jinn ko dekh kar
“wo” marr gaya
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bus usi din se hi kehte hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA.. 

Kali gf ko gori karne k 5 tarike

Kali gf ko gori karne k 5 tarike
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muje pata tha tum jarur padhoge kali gf wale ..

What is Love?

What is Love?

In France
Love is Comedy

In Germany
Love is Darma

In England
Love is Tragedy
But in india.
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National Game Han Sb
Kehlty Hn 

Funny SMS for Friends

Zara Gaaur Se Padiye Ga
Aasamaan Pe Jitne Taare Hai,
Aakhon Me Jitne Ishare Hai,
Samander Ke Jitne Kinare Hai,
Utne Hi Screw Dheele Tumhare Hai.

Funny SMS in English and Hindi Mix

1 Day I Asked My Heart
What is Love?
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Heart Replies
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Dekh Bhai,
Apna Kaam blood Pump
Krna Hai, Syllabus K
Bahar K Question Mat
Phoch.

MISS CALL

America:- Mobile Humari Khoj
Hai
China:- Sim Card Humari Khoj
Hai
Japan:- Sms Humari Khoj Hai
Koria:- Bluetooth Humari Khoj
Hai
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INDIA:-
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MISS CALL HuMARI GIRLFREND
KI KHOJ Hai.  

Friendship SMS

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Dosti K usool

Dosti K usool

Galy milne ka pucho mat,
Bus galy lag jao
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Yeh mat pucho K,
Do you love me,
Balke kaho I Love U.
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Mat pucho Can you
Help Me,
Humesha Kaho I want Your
Help.
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Yeh Mat kaho K main tumhare
begheer Zinda nahi reh Sakta,
Bal K kaho I live 4 U.
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Thank you,Sorry
OR
PLzzz
ki jaga Kaho
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“Yaar ap K liye to Kuch bhi Karenge”
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Dosti Ki haden nahi hoti is liye har bat
dil khol kar kaho…
Un Doston K liye jin Ko Hum Khona nahi
Chahte….

“Dost OR love me bhot bara farq hay

“Dost OR love me bhot bara
farq hay”

(;..”Lover” Kehta hai agar tume
kuch ho gaya to me jee nai paunga.

Jab ke “Dost” kehta hai Pagal mere hote
howe tujhe Kuch nai ho Sakta.

Saheliyan”

Saheliyan”

Jab Sath Hoti hain duniyan bhar ki Khushiyan
sath hoti hain..
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Jab Ek Dosre se Door hoti hain to ankhun main
ansun lati hain
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Jab ek Dosre ko choot lage tarap wo uthti hain..
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Saheliyan aisi hee hoti hain…

Didc8 to all my saheliyan bcoz wo nai to
kuch b nai.
I Miss U Very Much…

Funny Friendship

Aye dost agar tumhe mujh se acha dost milay tou,
beshak us se dosti kr lena!

Magar jab wo tumhe thukra de!

tou

Ham tumhe wahien milen ge,
ye kehne k liye;

Hogayi besti?
Krli begairati?
Mil gya sukoon?
Pay gai thand?

Namonay,
kaha tha na k mjh sa dost ni mil sakega,:-P
chal aja ab kaddu jesa moun na bana!   =D

80% Dosto

“Bigri hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani hai..

20% hum bachpan se kamine the!!!!!!!

aur 80% Dosto ki meharbani hai..”

Life means

Life means

1 dost ka ghr or thori barish aur bht sari baten..

Life means
College k 2 Dost 1 samosa aur bill k uper jhagra k kal
mene dia tha aj tu de..

Life means
miss call uthane pe dost ki gaali aur Sorry bolne pe aur 1 gaali..

Life Means
5 sal bad achank purane dost ka 1 sms ana.. bat karte karte ankhon ka num ho jana.

Life means
Dost ki bat yad rkhna aur yad ker k wo halke Se
muskrana

HUM DOSTO KO BHOLTE NHI
Dedicated 2 ALL JAHSO cl0se frndz…..

Our body is very wisely..

Our body is very wisely designed:

We can neither pat our own back
nor kick our own ass.

That’s why, God made friends!

Best SMS of Friendship

We need 3 things in life.

Love – to make us weak.

Alcohol – to make us strong.

Friends – to pick us up when
both these things make us hit
the floor.

The Privilege Of Friendship

The Privilege Of Friendship Is That

We Can Talk Nonsense
All The Time,
And The Best Thing Is That,
Nonsense Is
Understood,
Discussed &
Respected!

A Silent Msg for All Friends….

Bachpan mai mere Doston K
pas Watch nhi thi Lekin time sb k pas
tha
Aj sb pas branded Watches hen lekin
Time ksi K pas nhi…

A Silent Msg for All Friends….

Zaroori Friends

Life= Mobile..
Lover= Recharge..
Frends= Charger..
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Kitna bhi Recharge karlo agar charger
na ho to mobile switch off..
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Kyuki Har ek frend Zaroori hota hai..  )

WORLD’S BEST MESSAGE for FRIENDS

WORLD’S BEST MESSAGE for FRIENDS

I love you
but i am not your lover.
i hug you
but i am not ur life patner.
I care for you
but i am not from your family.
I am ready to share your pain but i am not in
your blood relation.
They are… Friends !
A True friend scolds like a Dad !
Cares like a Mom !
Irritates like a Sister !
Teases like a Brother !
And finally
Loves you more than a lover.

Quality OF My Friends”

Quality OF My Friends”
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Kuj V ni

Veeley nakamey
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Rejj K drame baz
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Te Ek To Ek Wadi Film….
Hass Na tu V wich E Aen:

I need You my Best Friend

I don’t need words to expresss
I don’t need tears to shed
I don’need to ask for a smile
Or a hand to hold me
All I need is
to be your friend,forever